it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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