I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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