thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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