What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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