i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
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Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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