At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I just found a bag of teeth...
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
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I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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