are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Please, let me fuck your mom
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
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hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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