i was born a porn star she said
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
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How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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