We won't sleep together?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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