even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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