Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
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Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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