Me. At least after what I've been through.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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