Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
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so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
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I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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