i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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