the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
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