I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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