smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
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I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
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then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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