I think im going to throw up on grandma
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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