and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Randomize
