Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
How does one acquire holy water?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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