barbara walters just said penis...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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