drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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