my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
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