Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
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Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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