I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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