Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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