Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
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It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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