what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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