You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Randomize