Is it normal to miss your booty call?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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