im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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