yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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