when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I wish they made helmets for livers.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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