That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
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We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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