If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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