This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
you didnt know i had herpes?
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
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Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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