She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
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so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I smell like Dick and happiness
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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