At least make sure they are 18
Why
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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