I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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