This house was built for laser tag.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Randomize
