i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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