please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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