She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I had to cum in my sink.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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