I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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