My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
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His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
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It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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