im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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