Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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