it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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