He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Randomize
