If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
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Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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