belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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