why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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