kristin has been a bad kristin
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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