nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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