Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(858): View more from California

He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.

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(404): View more from Georgia

He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.

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(904): View more from Florida

I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.

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(906): View more from Michigan

scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor

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(917): View more from New York City

This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.

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(916): View more from California

Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties

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(517): View more from Michigan

So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I have cats now. Five of them.

(301): View more from Maryland

Have you considered starting a global domination firm?

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