she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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