Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
